A troubled teenager is plagued by visions of a large bunny rabbit that manipulates him to commit a series of crimes, after narrowly escaping a bizarre accident.
“Donnie Darko.” What the hell kind of name is that? It’s like some sort of superhero or something.”
“What makes you think I’m not?”
“Beer and pussy that’s all I need!”
“Smurfs are asexual. They don’t even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. It’s illogical about being a Smurf. I mean what’s the point of living if you don’t have a dick?”